Taylor Swift Sex Tapes Keep Hits Coming" Publicist Reveals

Taylor Swift Sex Tapes Keep Hits Coming" Publicist Reveals

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had their tape which obviously didn’t save their relationship, but Kim Kardashian’s seems to have helped her land Kanye West who used to enjoy performing to it. Now All American Country music sweetheart, Taylor Swift, is the latest celebrity to fall victim to a leaked sex tape. And it is miraculous the singer has privately said.
“I was single at the time,” Taylor told the media. “And I needed some kind of relationship or else my writer’s block would never go away.” This explains why Swift can be seen humming and writing lyrics during most of the leaked tape.According to her publicist, Swift makes sex tapes in preparation for all her heartbreak-related albums. This is just the first to be leaked online.In a twist ending, Swift cries out, “We’re through! I never want to see you again! You broke my heart!” She then locks herself in the bathroom and cries until the bewildered male eventually dresses and leaves.Turns out, Swift always ends her sexual encounters that way, purely to feed her starving creativity. “I find so much inspiration when breaking up with someone.”

Now everyone’s wondering which of the famous boyfriends will be seen on the tape. The list is extensive including: Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner (although highly doubtful they got that far), John Mayer , Conor Kennedy and Cory Monteith. Who made the cut or as online purveyor’s have said, let’s find out if she only goes for the cut.
Country music sweetheart, Taylor Swift, is the latest celebrity to fall victim to a leaked sex tape. And it is miraculous.“I was single at the time,” Taylor told the media. “And I needed some kind of relationship or else my writer’s block would never go away.” This explains why Swift can be seen humming and writing lyrics during most of the leaked tape.According to her publicist, Swift makes sex tapes in preparation for all her heartbreak-related albums. This is just the first to be leaked online.

In a twist ending, Swift cries out, “We’re through! I never want to see you again! You broke my heart!” She then locks herself in the bathroom and cries until the bewildered male eventually dresses and leaves.Turns out, Swift always ends her sexual encounters that way, purely to feed her starving creativity. “I find so much inspiration when breaking up with someone.”

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